So, in the Nebraskache forums, there is a contest occuring. Prizes haven’t been determined, and I’m not sure that really matters to some of us. The contest…to come up with Christmas Carols about caching. There are some funny ones to read, but I finally added one of my own (with some collaboration from 8601). I’m working on another one. Here is my entry:Sioneva got pulled over by a cop car,
Coming home from Halloween last year
Tried to tell everyone she had no ticket,
But as for me and the flower, we don’t believe
Delphinium’s been drinking too much egg nog,
Arguing that his nano’s are the best,
But he’s forgot about those dang tank caches,
So he stumbled out the door to call J_London.
So when they found J_London Christmas morning,
At the scene of the tank cache,
There were DUH! prints on her forehead,
And a copy of Lonesome Dove in her hand.
Sioneva got pulled over by a cop car,
Coming home from Halloween last year
Tried to tell everyone she had no ticket,
But as for me and the flower, we don’t believe
Now we’re all so proud of Sioneva,
Close to 1000 caches she is,
See her out when she’s caching,
And you’ll run away faster than a deer.
Now it’s not Christmas without event caches,
All the mob’s dressed warmly on the bridge,
And we just can’t help but wonder,
Why the muggles think we’re all weird.
Sioneva got pulled over by a cop car,
Coming home from Halloween last year
Tried to tell everyone she had no ticket,
But as for me and the flower, we don’t believe
Now the ammo can is laying on the floor,
Sitting on top of some cardboard,
A stencil is layed on its side,
And a gunslinger spraying it in gold.
The flower warned all friends and neighbors,
Watch out when Trip drives a car,
They should never give a license,
To a cacher who drives Honda’s through the snow.
Sioneva got pulled over by a cop car,
Coming home from Halloween last year
Tried to tell everyone she had no ticket,
But as for me and the flower, we don’t believe.
